Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Everyone says I win the strip club
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
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