A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Randomize
