I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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