I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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