omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
the "happy anniversary" cake for my mom and dad is about to turn into the "yeah, that's a hickey, welcome back from italy" cake.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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