i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Congratulations! We have a period
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
Randomize
