Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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