11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
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