today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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