We named our party play list daddy issues
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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