So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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