Fuck appropriateness.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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