ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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