JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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