so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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