I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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