i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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