somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
The struggles of a small town man whore
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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