i barfeds in our rink
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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