Where did you get a picture of my penis
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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