Why is half of me covered in green stuff that won't come off?
You stripper-danced on a light pole in the quad. It had fresh paint on it.
I need help removing her.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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