You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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