So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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