so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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