Christians are straight up FREAKS
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
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