what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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