If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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