tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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