woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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