There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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