Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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