Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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