Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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