Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
Randomize
