Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I understand Curling. That high.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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