I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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