when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
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