what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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