On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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