I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
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