Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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