So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
You work out of a Hotel?
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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