whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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