So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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