Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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