i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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