New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I'm both gender and math confused
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