so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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