No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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