What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
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