I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Randomize
