So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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