He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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