Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
