Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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