it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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